Don’t Be George: A Field Journal Starter Series

By The Lumber Whisperer

There’s a man on every job site who shouldn’t legally be left alone with power tools, sharp objects, or thoughts. That man is George. This series is a collection of his field journal entries—written in crayon, recovered from the glove box, and lightly edited to remove profanity (and some deeply incorrect physics).

Read. Laugh. Learn. And for the love of OSHA... don’t be George.